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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Schule und Scheiße.

Ich hasse schule. Ich bin nicht bekommen gut noten auf keinem miener quiz. ES SAUGT! Gah! Und Ich habe keine Weihnachtsferien in diesem jahr. Meh. Oh gut. Wie die französisch sagen, C'est la vie. Französisch Menschen sind "falsche und Homosexuell" als RayWilliamJohnson würde sagen. 

Damn. I'm obsessed with anything to do with Germany and Germans. Meh. I'm allowed to be obsessed with something. For some people it's terrible books like Twilight, for others it's shows like Glee. For me it's Germans and Youtube. =3. OM NOM NOM NOM! I'm so bored. I am supposed to be doing work. I talked about work, does that count? No. It doesn't. I practiced my language? 

I want to see Die Welle so incredibly bad. If I had the choice to pick between seeing this movie or going out with friends, I would pick this movie. This is an abnormally short post. I'm sorry. I would do a Top Ten, but I have done too many. Meh. 

Leave a comment below, telling me a movie you badly want to see and why. And PS, to Maeve and Taylor, we need a movie to see on New Years. I HIGHLY suggest  Französisch für Anfänger. See four posts down. 

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Deutschland und Scheiße. Okay not really.

So I've been thinking lately. You're probably all like "Whoa Sarah! You think?". Yea guys, I do. Anyway, I was thinking that I should write a journal in Deutsch, or German for all you uncool people, and then maybe post them here? I don't know. I could do that but I can get pretty intense. Talking about crap that only I understand. But yea, you will be getting me twice a week instead of once. Your mom already gets me twice a week. Sorry that was inappropriate. I've been watching way too much Community Channel (Natalie Tran). You should look her up. She's awesome.  I feel the need to do another "Top Ten" but I just put one up last week.

So I got this awesome book yesterday. Just Don't Fall by Josh Sundquist. This guy is my idol. He got cancer when he was 9 and then had to get his leg chopped off. He also won like first place in the Special Olympics. Pretty epic if you ask me. Screw it, I'm doing a Top Ten Twenty.

It's music.

1) Bee by Lena. It's amazing. She's amazing and her voice is like an angel.
2) If I Die Young by The Band Perry. I listen to this on the weekends when your mom rejects my invite for a little one-on-one action. Literally one-on-one.
3) My Fanny Pack by Smosh (Anthony and Ian). Anthony is hot.
4) Dashing Knight by ALL CAPS. I dream of having this happen to me. Like my boyfriends in the military and he dies while over seas and this is our song. Too depressing? Maybe a little.
5) Trainers In Love by ALL CAPS. To show my inner dork.
6) Like It's Quidditch by Nice Peter. Parody of "Like A G6". It's about Quidditch by the way.
7) Saved (Acoustic) by ALL CAPS. This is way much better than the original.
8) Handlebars by Flobots. One of the few raps I like. Can you keep rhythm with no metronome? I think not!
9) Crazy Chubby Bunny by DieAussenseiter (Dima and Sascha). Need to see!!!Crazy Chubby Bunny 
Seiner Deutsch ^.^
10) Fur Elise by Beethoven. Gettin' Old School.
11) My Cassette Player by Lena. 
12) German Accent Song by Lena. It's so cute and Funny!!The guy playing the guitar is super creepy.
13) Shed A Tear by Kevjumba, Ryan Higa and Chester See. So cute and Funny.
14) Turkish March by Beethoven. 
15) Lily by Ministry of Magic, aka ALL CAPS, aka Kristina and Luke. Speaking of ALL CAPS, may I just say that I got some rockin' earrings yesterday that are these cute little robots. I named one Luke and one Kristina. Plus I was wearing my ALL CAPS tee. Kristina and Luke are meant to be together.
16) The House Song by Ministry of Magic. Ravenclaws will dominate.
17) Predicate Song by Smosh. Epic. Just epic.Yellow ^.^
18) The Happy Song by . Get your scheisse and leave. I'm not sure why, but I can't swear in English, but when I do it in German I don't feel guilty. Your Mom.
19) Satellite by Lena. AWWWWW! I just love this girl!
20) Russian Dancing Men by Weebl's Stuff. I wasn't sure what to think about it the first time I saw it. You have to read everything! So funny!! They look Chinese. =/
And yes, the Russian ARMY dances like that. It makes me feel concerned with their government- Skip to 2:00 to have your mind blown.  
This makes me REALLY concerned with their government.
Not sure what to say for this. 

Anyway, I should be doing work. My mom got really pissed because I'm behind in most of my classes. It's not my fault I'm a procrastinator. 

Friday, December 3, 2010

I suck, I'm sorry, I'm a "Nazi" and oh yea, Babies!

I suck! I know! It's two days late! I had the time, but not the effort. Meh, oh well. I'm sorry it is late. I decided to do another Top 10 though. This week is pet peeves.

1) I cannot stand bad grammar. I'm a total Nazi when it comes to grammar and spelling. Seriously, would you become friends with someone who -tak lyk dis? I was thinking about unfriending the people on Facebook who use bad grammar, but I wouldn't have any friends left except for five. Yes, I did go and look through my friend list and find the few who can spell.

2) People who change their Facebook pictures every other time they log on. It's so annoying. I do understand I changed my picture three times today, but it was for good, not evil. I changed it first for a thread, then to a picture of myself, then back to another picture for the same thread. The one that is saying to change your picture to a cartoon to stop child abuse. I used Catdog (I miss that show so bad) first, and currently it's Avatar the Last Airbender. I love you Aang!

3) I can't stand people who go on and on about something. I don't want to point fingers, because she's going to get really mad at me, but I have a friend who's mother is having a baby at the end of December. That's great, I am genuinely happy for her and hope her the best. Anyway, my friend keeps bringing it up at everything. "Yea, I can't go because she might have the baby", "I need to keep my phone with me because she might have the baby", "Yea, I'm going to devote my life to this baby". Seriously, you can be excited, but once it comes, you are going to be in Hell. And do you seriously need to spend every moment with the thing? It's not your baby, it's your moms. Sure, you might have some responsibilities, but she needs to be able to take care of her too. You need to have some free time!

4) I hate it when parents lie to their children about where babies come from. "The stork drops it in a cradle in a tree and then Mommy and Daddy go and get the baby," is really not believable. If I ever have kids, I'm telling the truth. I wouldn't want the little booger hating me later on in life. But, I'm not having kids, so I'm good!

5) When people say they hate Germans, just because of the Holocaust. I'm not saying I support Hitler and what he did, but really, most of the Nazi soldiers were threatened into killing innocent people. The people in Germany today, either have no idea that that happened, because it's not taught in schools, or they feel so bad and guilty about it, that they wish they could die, right there on the spot. Give the Germans a chance!

6) I hate awkward turtles. It just makes the situation MORE awkward.

7) When someone says, "You have bad taste in music". Firstly, that is impossible. You can't taste music. Second, maybe we don't like the same music. Just because I like unpopular music, doesn't mean that I don't know good music. You like rap, the new, auto-tuned kind. I like rap too. The good, old school kind. With the Beastie Boys, who don't use auto-tune.

8) When someone thinks front hugs are "sexual". I know it sounds weird, but there literally is a song about how we shouldn't hug from the front, because our "private parts" are touching. Would you rather me hug you from behind? No, because that's considered rape. Here's the video for the song- (sometimes Christian's are weird, and I am one!)

9) I hate wise-asses. Excuse my language, but really, that's not cool. "Hey man, what's up?", is a frase I'm sure all of us have used. I can't stand people who answer this with, "The sky! Oh man, I got you! Oh! Ten points for me!". No, just no.

10) My last pet peeve is movies that suck. Twilight is a great example. Oh, and I also like how you have a great book or T.V. show, and once it's a movie, it sucks. My favorite cartoon of all times is Avatar the Last Airbender. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I heard it's terrible. From the trailer, I can tell it sucks. I especially hate how they took Jasper from Twilight and made him Sokka. And since when were the characters white? They're supposed to be Asian, the very least middle-eastern.

So that's all of them. Join me next week when we talk about something else. Leave a comment about what your pet peeves are. By the way, I'm doing a babysitting course tomorrow! I can't wait, because I'm poor and I need money to buy things, like songs for my ipod and movies involving Germans with English subtitles. Bye.